Marginally Better Slightly Edible Human Snacks

Warning: These snacks are not actually edible, but they're marginally less terrible than the ones you'd find in a dumpster behind a middle school cafeteria.

We're proud to offer a variety of human snacks, carefully crafted to be only slightly worse than the ones you'd find at a gas station.

Check out our best-selling "Human-adjacent" snack, made from the finest rejected library books and a hint of desperation.

Learn more about our founder's journey to creating marginally better snacks.

Get the secret recipe for our infamous "Tastes Like Failure" snack.

Read reviews from our 12 loyal customers who still have their taste buds intact.